You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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