your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
accomplished twins. life is a go
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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