Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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