I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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