The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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