you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
