he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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