I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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