how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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