So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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