Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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