You're completely useless in the revolution.
it hurts more in the daytime
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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