Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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