hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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