You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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