i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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