GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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