North Korea, Best Korea!
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Dear god my vagina.
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