Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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