Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
