Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
you guys were way drunker than both of me
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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