I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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