pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So gin and wine won't be happening again
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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