Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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