Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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