I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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