check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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