Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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