erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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