Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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