i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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