He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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