I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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