New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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