Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
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