I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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