I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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