dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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