I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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