you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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