Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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