genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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