did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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