he referred to my room as the tit cave...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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