My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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