This girl is more easily done than said...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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