I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
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These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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