So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Actions speak louder than pants.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
