I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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