gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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