the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
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how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
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