She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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