Are we in a gay sports bar?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Someone signed my nipple.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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