I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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WHAT??
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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